take-the-cash-and-dashcon:

Let’s face facts, Hufflepuff was the stoner house.

First clue: The name
HUFFLEPUFF

Second clue: The animal.
Only a stoner would think of a badger.

Third clue: Head of House.
Professor Sprout, who teaches Herbology.

Fourth clue: Location.
Hufflepuff dormitories are helpfully close to the kitchens, in case of munchies.

Fifth clue: Badger Badger Song.

'BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MAGIC MOTHERF*&^%ING MUSHROOMS!!!!

flowersinthegraveyard99:

This is actually how it goes

(Source: abused-kitten, via punkamis)

sam-and-dean-life:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fiction-saved-my-life)

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

(Source: bonjour700, via fiction-saved-my-life)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

tim-will-destroy-you:

luvr4photography:

Let It Go (8 bit)

FUCKING HELL IT TOOK THE FANDOM LONG ENOUGH

I want this to play during my future dream montages.

this makes me feel like i should be playing megaman right now

(Source: tyforce-of-courage, via fiction-saved-my-life)

lumos5000:

vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

lumos5000:

vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

(via pizza)

andymasfar:

krystalynterski:

peachdoxie:

garnetflare57:

Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.

Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.

oh my god

Thank you

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

did-you-kno:

Source

YAY SNAKES!!!

did-you-kno:

Source

YAY SNAKES!!!

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)